Cars

Twilight for Melbourne

You know, with all the weird stuff going on around Melbourne lately, I’m surprised that no one has thought to make an entire publication based around it. Maybe it’s just that no one has any faith in print media anymore, but I really think it could sell if you made it all glossy and collectable, …

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The Oncoming Storm

It’s September. And you know what that means. Christmas. Christmas is upon us. There’s no stopping it, or slowing it. It creeps up on you, taps you on the shoulder, and then BAM. Christmas.  Who’s that creeping around outside, pressing its wild face against the glass, readying a brick to hurl right through the metaphorical …

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Driving, Accelerated

Okay, there’s a skeleton here now. I must admit, although I saw many things during the wonderful golden age of Atlantis, a spooky skeleton is not something for which I was prepared. He’s pleasant enough, but he keeps trying to jump out from cupboards before the lesson, yelling “BOO!” and trying to scare people. I …

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That’ll Do, Car

Cars are just everywhere in games nowadays. Cars and cameras. Every single video game is giving you the ability to take photographs at any time, and they’re also providing you with a car right off the bat so you can explore one of a gajillion open worlds, which aren’t getting old at all.  Personally I …

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Infinity Social Increase!

Odd-Match sure has been a blessing to my social life. I used to talk to no real human people outside of life, and now I talk to… um… hang on a moment. According to a percentage calculator, that would be an increase of infinity. Times two! I don’t know, but I have two friends now, because …

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Fix Your Traffic!

I like travelling, I really do. I’m not a travel-head who posts Instant-Gram pictures with captions like ‘leave only footprints, take only memories…’ and otherwise rubs my wealth in other people’s faces by going on elaborate cruises. And posting pictures every day. With a million hashtags. I like travelling, but I just think it comes …

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